Did you ever see
the rare and elusive
bag headed cockatoo
of Australia?

"You think that you
had a bad hair day?

Just look at me
and see what a
bad hair is really like."

The pelican is
an intruder who is
looking for a handout.
This fish skin is
for the turtles and
the fresh water eels.

"Now listen here,
my contract calls
for me to entertain
the tourists so let's make
it look good
for the picture.
I am only required
to hold this pose for
another 30 seconds,
and then I'm on break."